LOMM’s TV Choice #2.5

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Ch5 21.00. Big Brother: Live Launch

A deeply depressing collection of publicity-hungry, frontal lobotomy candidates and borderline prostitutes go into a house where they will be watched by beetle-browed morons in shell suits who would be extremely hard pressed to talk and rub their tummy at the same time.

Warning: This programme may contain fleeting shots of bare arses in the shower belonging to people who should have been drowned in a bucket at birth.

Clivey

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9 responses to “LOMM’s TV Choice #2.5

  1. Hehehe Did someone get out of the wrong side of the bed this morning? xx

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    • I can’t afford a bed. I have to sleep in a shoebox in a corridor and every night my dad comes in and thrashes me to sleep with a broken bottle :P xx

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      • Luxury!

        “You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t’ mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi’ his belt.” :P xx

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  2. ‘Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o’clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.’
    xxx

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  3. sozsatire

    Aye ladies, and you try telling the young people of today that AND THEY WON’T BELIEVE YER! :(

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  4. That sounds like a good show. Does Simon Cowell produce it?

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  5. I need! To see this!

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