Cash paid with no questions asked for MOT failures, write-offs and all types of metal cable. Wuff oo babes! x
I’ve got an old ’95 Honda Civic that’s just failed its MOT due to rusty bodywork and worn suspension bushes. Can you give me a scrap price and a collection time please.
OMG! How kewle is this hun?? I guess you must be a big fan of me and my bros huh? Hey but that’s ok hunny bun! We get fan mail from you guys all the time and we have such a ball opening the letters together! Mom and Dad think we’re so crazy the way we love all of you guys, but hey, parents are so whack, don’t you think sweety?
Hey did you read about my eldest bro, Danny, in Hello last week? How uncool was that? I can’t believe he allowed that dumb bimbo to take snapshots of his tallywhacker like that! I mean to say what does he expect, hanging with cheap little bitches from south of the river? Mom was real upset and she grounded his ass for a fortnight. No pie and mash or nights out at Walthamstowe Dog Track until he learns to respect his body a little more she said. Mind you he could stand to lose a few pounds. I noticed only yesterday he was getting quite a belly on him when he was smelting down some copper wiring looms in the yard. Oooh I can be such a bitch sometimes can’t I hun? hee hee.
Hey did I mention that my baby bro’s getting hitched next week? Should be quite something. We’ve hired the hall at the Shoreditch British Legion and anyone who’s anyone will be there! We’re having potted shrimp sandwiches, real brown ale and we’ve even hired that DJ Biggsy to get everybody throwing some shapes. I’m just so excited hunny. I just know it’s gonna be like totally wild and there’ll be so many paps we’ll probably all get our pictures in The East London Gazette!
Anyways I must fly poppet. I’ve got calls to make, people to see. Busy, busy, busy darling. Take care babes. Mwah! x
PS. We’ll give you 150 notes scrap, minus a 25 quid towing away fee, unless it’s a runner in which case we’ll knock it out down the auction and make a couple of quid on it.
The Kar Krushing Men
Mile End Industrial Estate